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I enjoy drinking single malt whiskey by my fireplace whilst reading classic literature and having a Cuban cigar in my smoking Jacket. I enjoy hunting with my fellow upper class citizens.

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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19th Jun 2013 | 402,321 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

itsacunterful-life:

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

i’m crying.

this is my most favorite thing ever

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19th Jun 2013 | 34,196 notes

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welcome-foolishmortals:

likeafieldmouse:

Candida Hofer - Libraries (published 2005)

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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19th Jun 2013 | 18,920 notes

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dad: you're up early
me:
dad: you never went to sleep did you

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19th Jun 2013 | 4,360 notes

one-asterisk:

polarthebibear:

A collection of photos from Chernobyl, Pripyat and the surrounding area. Part 2 of 3.

The top photo is a picture of the Chernobyl nuclear plant from the top of a Pripyat hotel.

I still want to take the tour that goes near it, one day. Imagine the threat of tetanus in that place :P

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